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2024-06-11

Bob the First, at the head of my long list of robins, having been killed by my pet owl, I very soon bought another. This one was not so gentle nor so handsome as Bob the First, his wings and his tail having their ends sawed off by contact with the wires of too small a cage.

Fearing that he might be lonely in my aviary with only rabbits, guineapigs, pet rats, and pigeons for company, I bought another robin called Dick. The new bird was long, straight, sharp-eyed, and much smarter in his movements than Bob the Second who, of course, considering the condition of his(35) wings and tail, could not fly, and was obliged to hop over the ground.

It was very amusing to see the two robins stare at each other. Both had probably been trapped young, for at that time the law against the keeping of wild birds in captivity was not enforced, and boys and men were perniciously active in their depredations among our beautiful wild beauties.

Bob the Second was very fond of stuffing himself, and he used to drive the pigeons from the most promising window ledges and partake freely of the food scattered about.

Poor Dick ran about the ground looking for worms, and not finding many, got desperate and flew up to the window ledge.

Bob lowered his head and flew at him with open bill. Dick snapped at him, hopped up to the food, and satisfied his hunger, Bob meanwhile standing at a little distance, a queer, pained thread of sound issuing from between his bill, “Peep, peep, peep!”

A robin is a most untidy bird while eating, and as often as Dick scattered a morsel of food outside the dish, Bob would spring forward and pick it up with a reproving air, as if he were saying, “What an extravagant fellow you are!”

Whenever a new bird enters an aviary, he has to find his place—he is just like a new-comer in a community of human beings. Bob, being alone, was in the lead when Dick came. Dick, having the stronger bird mind, promptly dethroned him. They were(36) very amusing birds. Indeed, I find something clownish and comical about all robins kept in captivity.

The wild bird seems to be more businesslike. The partly domesticated bird, having no anxiety about his food supply, indulges in all sorts of pranks. He is curious and fond of investigation, and runs swiftly at a new object, and as swiftly away from it, if it seems formidable to him.

The arrival of new birds in the aviary always greatly excited Bob, and he hopped about, chirping, strutting, raising his head feathers, and sometimes acting silly with his food, just like a foolish child trying to “show off” before strangers.

When I introduced a purple gallinule to him, Bob flew up into the air, and uttered a shriek of despair. He feared the gallinule, and hated the first Brazil cardinal I possessed, and was always sparring with him. One day I put a second cardinal into the aviary. Bob thought it was his old enemy, and ran full tilt at him. His face of ludicrous dismay as he discovered his mistake and turned away, was too much for me, and I burst out laughing at him. I don’t think he minded being made fun of. He flirted his tail and hopped away.

At one time Bob made up his mind that he would not eat crushed hemp-seed unless I mixed it with bread and milk, and he would throw it all out of his dish unless I made it in the way he liked.

My robins have always been good-natured, and I(37) never saw one of them hurt the smallest or feeblest bird, though they will sometimes pretend that they are going to do so.

When Bob took a sun-bath, any member of the family who happened to be near him would always be convulsed with laughter. He would stretch his legs far apart, stick out his ragged plumage, elevate his head feathers till he looked as if he had a bonnet on, and then half shut his eyes with the most ludicrous expression of robin bliss.

All birds look more or less absurd when taking sun-baths. They seem to have the power to make each feather stand out from its neighbor. I suppose this is done in order that the sun may get to every part of the skin.

His most amusing performance, however, took place when his first moulting 読めよお前を監視しているぞ time after he came was over. One by one his old, mutilated feathers dropped out, and finally new ones took their places. On a memorable day Bob discovered that he had a real tail with a white feather on each side of it, and a pair of good, serviceable wings. He gave a joyful cry, shook his tail as if he would uproot it, then spread his wings and lifted himself in the air. Hopping time was over. He was now a real bird, and he flew from one end of the aviary to the other with an unmistakable expression of robin ecstasy.

Most unfortunately, I had not a chance to study poor Dick’s character as fully as Bob’s, for I only had him a short time. Both he and Bob, instead of(38) mounting to perches at night, would go to sleep on the windowsills, where I was afraid my pet rats would disturb them, as they ran about in their search for food. Therefore, I went into the aviary every evening, and lifted them up to a comfortable place for the night, near the hot-water pipes. I would not put robins in a warm place now. They are hardy birds, and if given a sufficient quantity of nourishing food do not need a warm sleeping-place. If we only had a better food supply I believe we would have many more wild birds with us in winter in the Northern States and Canada than we have now.

Late one evening I went into the aviary to put my robins to bed. I could only find Bob—Dick was nowhere to be seen. My father and mother joined me in the search, and finally we found his poor, lifeless body near the entrance to the rats’ underground nest. His head had been eaten—poor, intelligent Dick; and in gazing at him, and at the abundance of food in the aviary, the fate of the rats was sealed.

I fed my birds hard-boiled egg mashed with bread crumbs, crushed hemp-seed, scalded cornmeal, bread and milk, prepared mockingbird food, soaked ant eggs, all kinds of mush or “porridge,” as we say in Canada, chopped beef, potato and gravy, vegetables cooked and raw, seeds and fruit, an almost incredible amount of green stuff, and many other things—and yet the rats had found it necessary to commit a murder.

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Well, they must leave the aviary, and they did, and for a time Bob reigned alone. I did try to bring up a number of young robins given to me by children who rescued them from cats, or who found them on the ground unable to fly, but for a long time I had very hard luck with them.

Either the birds were diseased or I did not feed them properly. I have a fancy that I half starved them. Bird fanciers whom I consulted told me to be sure and not stuff my robins, for they were greedy birds. As long as I took their advice my young robins died. When I went to my canaries for advice I saw that the parents watched the tiny heads folded like flowers too heavy for their stalks, over the little warm bodies in the nests.

The instant a head was raised the mother or father put a mouthful of warm egg-food in it. The little ones got all they would eatindeed, the father, with food dripping from his mouth, would coax his nestlings to take just one beakful more. I smiled broadly and began to give my robins all the worms they wanted, and then they lived.

The bringing up of young birds is intensely interesting. I found that one reason why early summer is the favorite time for nest-making is because one has the short nights then. Parents can feed their young quite late in the evening and be up by early daylight to fill the little crops again. Robins are birds that like to sit up late, and are always the last to go to bed in the aviary.

(40)

I solved the difficulty of rising at daylight to feed any young birds I was bringing up by giving them a stuffing at eleven o’clock at night. Then I did not have to rise till nearly eight.

This, of course, was for healthy birds. If I had a sick guineapig, rabbit, or bird, I never hesitated to get up many times during the night, for I have a theory that men and women who cannot or will not undertake the moral responsibility of bringing up children, should at least assist in the rearing of some created thing, if it is only a bird. Otherwise they become egotistical and absorbed in self.

Betsy and Solomon lived happily through that winter and spring, and before summer came we had made up our minds to return to the East. What should we do with the owls? They would be a great deal of trouble to some one. They required an immense amount of petting, and a frequent supply of perfectly fresh meat. No matter how busy we were, one of us had to go to the butcher every other day.

We began to inquire among our friends who would like a nice, affectionate pair of owls? There seemed no great eagerness on the part of any one to(23) take the pets we so much valued. Plans for their future worried me so much that at last I said to my sister, “We will take them East with us.”

The owls, who were to take so long a journey, became objects of interest to our friends, and at a farewell tea given to us, a smartly dressed young man vowed that he must take leave of Solomon and Betsy. Calling for a broom, he slowly passed it to and fro over the carpet before them, while they sat looking at him with lifted ear tufts that betrayed great interest in his movements.

We trembled a little in view of our past moving experiences, but we were devoted to the little creatures and, when the time came, we cheerfully boarded the overland train at Oakland.

We had with us Betsy and Solomon in their large cage, and in a little cage a pair of strawberry finches, so called because their breasts are dotted like a strawberry. A friend had requested us to bring them East for her. We had also a dog—not Teddy, that had only been lent to us; but our own Irish setter Nita, one of the most lovable and interesting animals that I have ever owned.

The chipmunk was no longer with us. He had not seemed happy in the aviary—indeed, he lay down in it and threw me a cunning look, as if to say, “I will die if you don’t let me out of this.” So I gave him the freedom of the house. That pleased him, and for a few days he was very diligent in assisting us with our housekeeping by picking(24) all the crumbs off the floors and eating them. Then he disappeared, and I hope was happy ever after among the superb oak trees of the university grounds close to us.

When we started for the East, the pets, of course, had to go into the baggage car, and I must say here for the benefit of those persons who wish to travel with animals and birds, that there is good accommodation for them on overland trains. Sometimes we bought tickets for them, sometimes they had to go in an express car, sometimes we tipped the baggagemasters, but the sums spent were not exorbitant, and we found everywhere provision made for pets. You cannot take them in your rooms in hotels, but there is a place for them somewhere, and they will be brought to you whenever you wish to see them, or to give them exercise. We were on several different railway lines, and visited eight different cities, and the dog and birds, upon arriving in eastern Canada, seemed none the worse for their trip.

However, I would not by any means encourage the transportation of animals. Indeed, my feelings on the subject, since I understand the horrors animals and birds endure while being whirled from one place to another, are rather too strong for utterance. I would only say that in a case like mine, where separation between an owner and pets would mean unhappiness, it is better for both to endure a few days or weeks of travel. Then the case of animals(25) and birds traveling with some one who sees and encourages them every day is different from the case of unfortunate creatures sent off alone.

Our Nita was taken out of the car at every station where it was possible to exercise her, and one of us would run into restaurants along the route to obtain fresh meat for the owls. Their cage was closely covered, but whenever they heard us coming they hooted, and as no one seemed to guess what they were, they created a great deal of interest. My sister and I were amused one evening in Salt Lake City to see a man bending over the cage with an air of perplexity.

“They must be pollies,” he said at last, and yet his face showed that he did not think those were parrot noises issuing from within.

I remember one evening on arriving in Albany, New York, causing slight consternation in the hotel by a demand for raw meat. We hastened to explain that we did not want it for ourselves, and finally obtained what we wished.

As soon as we arrived home in Halifax, Nova Scotia, the owls were put downstairs in a nice, dry basement. They soon found their way upstairs, where the whole family was prepared to welcome them on account of their pretty ways and their love for caresses.

Strange to say, they took a liking to my father, who did not notice them particularly, and a mischievous dislike to my mother, who was disposed to(26) pet them. They used to fly on her head whenever they saw her. Their little claws were sharp and unpleasant to her scalp. We could not imagine why they selected her head unless it was that her gray hair attracted them. However, we had a French Acadian maid called Lizzie, whose hair was jet black, and they disliked her even more than they did my mother.

Lizzie, to get to her storeroom, had to cross the furnace-room where the owls usually were, and she soon began to complain bitterly of them.

“Dey watch me,” she said indignantly, “dey fly on my head, dey scratch me, an’ pull out my hairpins, an’ make my head sore.”

Why don’t you push them off, Lizzie?” I asked, “they are only tiny things.”

“Dey won’t go—dey hold on an’ beat me,” she replied, and soon the poor girl had to arm herself with a switch when she went near them.

Lizzie was a descendant of the veritable Acadians mentioned in Longfellow’s “Evangeline,” of whom there are several thousand in Nova Scotia. My mother was attached to her, and at last she said, “I will not have Lizzie worried. Bring the owls up in my bathroom.”

There they seemed perfectly happy, sitting watching the sparrows from the window and teasing my long-suffering mother, who was obliged to give up using gas in this bathroom, for very often the owls put it out by flying at it.

(27)

One never heard them coming. I did not before this realize how noiseless the flight of an owl is. One did not dream they were near till there was a breath of air fanning one’s cheek. After we gave up the gas, for fear they would burn themselves, we decided to use a candle. It was absolutely necessary to have an unshaded light, for they would perch on any globe shading a flame, and would burn their feet.

The candle was more fun for them than the gas, for it had a smaller flame, and was more easily extinguished, and usually on entering the room, away would go the light, and we would hear in the corner a laughing voice, saying “Too, who, who, who, who!”

The best joke of all for the owls was to put out the candle when one was taking a bath, and I must say I heard considerable grumbling from the family on the subject. It seemed impossible to shade the light from them, and to find one’s self in the dark in the midst of a good splash, to have to emerge from the tub, dripping and cross, and search for matches, was certainly not calculated to add to one’s affection for Solomon and Betsy. However, they were members of the family, and as George Eliot says, “The members of your family are like the nose on your face—you have got to put up with it, seeing you can’t get rid of it.”

Alas! the time soon came when we had to lament the death of one of our troublesome but beloved pets.

Betsy one day partook heartily of a raw fish head,(28) and in spite of remedies applied, sickened rapidly and sank into a dying condition.

I was surprised to find what a hold the little thing had taken on my affection. When her soft, gray body became cold, I held her in my hand close to the fire and, with tears in my eyes, wished for a miracle to restore her to health.

She lay quietly until just before she died. Then she opened her eyes and I called to the other members of the family to come and see their strange expression. They became luminous and beautiful, and dilated in a peculiar way. We hear of the eyes of dying persons lighting up wonderfully, and this strange illumination of little Betsy’s eyes reminded me of such cases.

Even after death she lay with those wide-open eyes, and feeling that I had lost a friend, I put down her little dead body. It was impossible for me to conceal my emotion, and my mother, who had quite forgotten Betsy’s hostility to her, generously took the little feathered creature to a taxidermist.

I may say that Betsy was the first and last bird I shall ever have stuffed. I dare say the man did the work as well as it could be done, but I gazed in dismay at my Betsy when she came home. That stiff little creature sitting on a stick, with glazed eyes and motionless body, could not be the pretty little bird whose every motion was grace. Ever since the day of Betsy’s death, I can feel no admiration for a dead bird. Indeed, I turn sometimes with a shudder(29) from the agonized postures, the horrible eyes of birds in my sister women’s hats—and yet I used to wear them myself. My present conviction shows what education will do. If you like and study live birds, you won’t want to wear dead ones.

After Betsy’s death Solomon seemed so lonely that I resolved to buy him a companion. I chose a robin, and bought him for two dollars from a woman who kept a small shop. A naturalist friend warned me that I would have trouble, but I said remonstratingly, “My owl is not like other owls. He has been brought up like a baby. He does not know that his ancestors killed little birds.”

Alas! When my robin had got beautifully tame, when he would hop about after me, and put his pretty head on one side while I dug in the earth for worms for him, when he was apparently on the best of terms with Sollie, I came home one day to a dreadful discovery. Sollie was flying about with the robin’s body firmly clutched in one claw. He had killed and partly eaten him. I caught him, took the robin away from him, and upbraided him severely.

“Too, who, who, who who,” he said—apologetically, it seemed to me, “instinct was too strong for me. I got tired of playing with him, and thought I would see what he tasted like.”

I could not say too much to him. What about the innocent lambs and calves, of which Sollie’s owners had partaken?

(30)

I had a fine large place in the basement for keeping pets, with an earth floor, and a number of windows, and I did not propose to have Sollie murder all the birds I might acquire. So, one end of this room was wired off for him. He had a window in this cage overlooking the garden, and it was large enough for me to go in and walk about, while talking to him. He seemed happy enough there, and while gazing into the garden or watching the rabbits, guineapigs, and other pets in the large part of the room, often indulged in long, contented spells of cooing—not hooting.

In 1902 I was obliged to leave him for a six months’ trip to Europe. He was much petted by my sister, and I think spent most of his time upstairs with the family. When I returned home I brought, among other birds, a handsome Brazil cardinal. I stood admiring him as he stepped out of his traveling cage and flew around the aviary. Unfortunately, instead of choosing a perch, he flattened himself against the wire netting in Sollie’s corner.

I was looking right at him and the owl, and I never saw anything but lightning equal the celerity of Sollie’s flight, as he precipitated himself against the netting and caught at my cardinal’s showy red crest. The cardinal screamed like a baby, and I ran to release him, marveling that the owl could so insinuate his little claws through the fine mesh of the wire. However, he could do it, and he gripped the struggling cardinal by the long, hair-like(31) topknot, until I uncurled the wicked little claws. A bunch of red feathers fell to the ground, and the dismayed cardinal flew into a corner.

“Sollie,” I said, going into his cage and taking him in my hand, “how could you be so cruel to that new bird?”

“Oh, coo, coo, coo, coo,” he replied in a delightfully soft little voice, and gently resting his naughty little beak against my face. “You had better come upstairs,” I said, “I am afraid to leave you down here with that poor cardinal. You will be catching him again.”

He cooed once more. This just suited him, and he spent the rest of his life in regions above. I knew that he would probably not live as long in captivity as he would have done if his lot had been cast in the California foothills. His life was too unnatural. In their native state, owls eat their prey whole, and after a time disgorge pellets of bones, feathers, hairs, and scales, the remnants of food that cannot be digested.

My owls, on account of their upbringing, wanted their food cleaned for them. Betsy, one day, after much persuasion, swallowed a mouse to oblige me, but she was such a dismal picture as she sat for a long time with the tail hanging out of her beak that I never offered her another.

I tried to keep Solomon in condition by giving him, or forcing him to take, foreign substances, but my plan only worked for a time.

(32)

I always dreaded the inevitable, and one winter day in 1903 I looked sharply at him, as he called to me when I entered the house after being away for a few hours. “That bird is ill!” I said.

No other member of the family saw any change in him, but when one keeps birds and becomes familiar with the appearance of each one, they all have different facial and bodily expressions, and one becomes extremely susceptible to the slightest change. As I examined Sollie, my heart sank within me, and I began to inquire what he had been eating. He had partaken freely of boiled egg, meat, and charcoal. I gave him a dose of olive oil, and I must say that the best bird or beast to take medicine is an owl. Neither he nor Betsy ever objected in the l

2024-04-03

ingAI汚職対策を聞いたら

文献がいっぱい出てきた

裁判対処方法を聞いたら、判例が出てきたりして弁護士の代わりになりそう

2024-03-26

米津玄師がLemonのPVヒールの靴を履いている理由

Everyone been wondering why Yonezu (last name) Kenshi (first name) is wearing the heeled shoes. In one of his interviews he said that once he dreamed a funeral. Everyone was sad, but suddenly someone in the first line started to whistle loudly, in a way that annoyed the other people. They all started to say that he wasn't respecting the dead person because he wasn't being in silence for him, but Kenshi knew that the man whistling was communicating with the dead one. That was their own unique way to recognize each other. Maybe the others will think you're crazy or something negative, but it won't change the love that the whistling man has for his dead friend. Turns out that Kenshi got inspired by this dream so in the sing he wore heeled shoes, because he wants to let us know that he doesn't care what others say, it's his special way to express himself, because Kenshi was affected by High-functioning Autism which brought him to be smarter than the average, but he couldn't handle with social relationships, that's why he never had many friends since a young age and everyone made fun of him because of his character.

米津(姓)ケンシ(名)がなぜヒールの靴を履いているのか、誰もが不思議に思っていることだろう。

彼はあるインタビューで、葬式の夢を見たことがあると言っていた。みんな悲しんでいたのに、突然一列目の誰かが、他の人たちを困らせるような大きな口笛を吹き始めた。

彼らは皆、口笛を吹いているのは死者に敬意を払っていない、死者のために黙っているのではない、と言い始めた。それが彼ら独自認識方法だったのだ。

しかしたら、他の人からは頭がおかしいとか否定的見方をされるかもしれないが、口笛を吹いている男が死んだ友人を愛していることに変わりはない。

というのも、ケンシは高機能自閉症の影響を受けていて、平均よりも頭がいいのだが、社会的人間関係をうまくこなすことができなかった。

This made Kenshi very sad and from then on he started to hate himself because of his very uncommon name (in Japan there aren't many people that have Yonezu as last name and no one, but Yonezu Kenshi, is called Kenshi or the spelling is similar, plus it sounds like a stage name as well) he thought he was strange and weird, an uncommon person who shouldn't have existed (in fact in Japan there is a very strong will to follow the mass, which means if the greater part of girls have bangs, then the girls without bangs will try to have them or if they remain what they are, they might be isolated because different from the rest of the population). But Kenshi to make us, his fans, satisfied, he decided to collaborate with many people in the 2017 like the animators for MHA, DAOKO and Suda Masaki.

このことがケンシをとても悲しくさせ、それ以来ケンシは自分名前の珍しさ(日本では米津を名字に持つ人は少ないし、米津ケンシ以外はケンシと呼ばないし、スペルも似ていない、 存在しないはずの珍しい人(実際、日本では大衆に従おうとする意志が非常に強い。つまり、前髪のある女の子が多ければ、前髪のない女の子も前髪を作ろうとするし、前髪のないままだと、他の人とは違うという理由孤立するかもしれない)。しかし、ケンシは私たちファンを満足させるために、MHAのアニメーターDAOKO菅田将暉など、2017年活躍した多くの人々とのコラボレーションを決めた。

He changed during his musical career, like the time he was still Hachi (ハチ) and he felt somehow lost in all of his fame, so he made this song wearing heeled shoes and then the next song, Flamingo, is very different from Lemon because many people started to listen and to know him after Lemon, but he wanted to know what they would think if Kenshi changed the rhythm and the kind, turns out that many of them were attracted by Lemon and they didn't like Flamingo, but they still subbed to Kenshi's YouTube channel. Thank you for reading all of this, English isn't my mother language so I'm sorry for the mistakes and as always, have a nice day :D

彼は音楽活動の中で変わっていった。例えば、彼がまだハチだった頃、有名になることにどこか迷いを感じて、ヒールのある靴を履いてこの曲を作った、 というのも、多くの人がLemonの後にKenshiを聴き始め、知るようになったからだ。しかし、彼はKenshiがリズムや種類を変えたらどう思うかを知りたかった。英語母国語ではないので、間違いがあってごめんなさい。

Edit: You can find a video summary of Yonezu Kenshi's life and all of his interviews, it's in Mandarin tho. I hope you have a good translator to understand what he's saying.

米津建志の人生インタビューの要約ビデオを見ることができます。彼が何を言っているのか理解するために、良い翻訳者がいることを願う。

2024-03-08

一條和泉守SSB

@MOSTSTRONGB

Creepy Nuts

Bl ingーBangーBangーBorn」、

最初の方を歌いました…ミスが目立ちますが…

https://twitter.com/MOSTSTRONGB/status/1763072339896639703

2024-02-14

コクヨing気になるから試したいんだけど

なんでニトリで取り扱ってないんだよ

2024-02-09

ものすごいカルチャーショック

失業中の知り合いがこの間「暇だと幸せって何かとか余計なこと考えちゃうんだよなぁ」と言っていた

から働いて考えないようにしてたほうが健康的で幸せだとのこと

俺はものすごいカルチャーショックを受けた

俺の人生は生まれるのが辛い(難産)からまり、尿の我慢が辛い、起床が辛い、集団生活が辛い、授業中じっとするのが辛い、聴覚偏重の世の中が辛い、フルタイム労働が辛い

といったように辛いことの連続だった、現在進行形から連続だったingって感じだ

から幸せに生きるにはどうすればいいか考えるというのはクセであり、生きがいであり、珍しく辛くないことであり、人生であった

そんな自分にとって「幸せについて考えるのが余計」というのはだいぶ驚きだったんだけど、思い返すとたしかにそれが一般的なのかなと思うようになってきた

残業なしでもフルタイム労働キツイと思うのだけど一般的にはホワイトらしい、それは思考できないくらいに疲れてる状態こそが幸せなのがマジョリティからだろう

会社システムが不便でも何も言わない社員、辛いことの打開策を考えるということが癖になってないからだろう(すぐ不満が思いつくのすごいねって皮肉られたことがある)

なんにせよ日本では幸せについて考えることが一般的じゃないみたいだ

どおりで幸せ関連の話をしたときに反応が微妙だったんだなぁ、幸せテーマ封印しないとなぁと

また辛いことが増えてしまった

2024-02-02

ゲーミングPC

なんで現在進行系にしたんだろう

ゲームPCでよくない?なんでing系にしたん?かっこいいと思ったん?後なんで光るの?なんでものすごい爆音ファンつけるの?田舎ヤンキーみたいだよ?

2024-02-01

anond:20240201084257

一等賞の子がおしりを出していたという単なる状況描写やで

一等賞 because おしり出している じゃなくて An おしり出しing kid became 一等賞 ってことやで

2024-01-16

Having these books promoting sexual degeneracy where kids can find them like this is a big problem!

こんな変態エロ本子供の目に触れる場所にあるのは大問題だ(from 百合星人ナオコサン

=[Having (these books that promote sexual degeneracy) where kids can find them like this] is a big problem!

日本人ってやたら関係代名詞使いたがるけど、本場の英語は -ing形と -ed形でバンバン文章を繋いでいく

こういう書き方ができる人は本当の上級

2023-11-15

Dehradun Call Girls | skokkacallgirl

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2023-10-20

Refuting the “Israeli” Claims Regarding Evading their responsibility for the Massacre of the Gaza Baptist Hospital

Today, the “Israeli” Occupation Entity is trying to evade their responsibility for the crime of bombarding the “Baptist” Arab National Hospital in Gaza City, which the Israeli” Occupation Forces (IOF) committed on the evening of Tuesday, 17 October 2023. This heinous crime was committed against innocent Palestinian civilians while taking the hospital as a shelter from the flames of the “Israeli” brutal aggression, which left nowhere safe in the besieged enclave. It is necessary to affirm that, the Baptist Hospital belongs to the Anglican Episcopal Church in Jerusalem, and was built before the occupation of Palestine.

It is obvious that the “Israeli” enemy has been spreading lies since the very beginning of his destructive war on our people, when he with no single evidence claimed that the Palestinian resistance killed children, cut off heads and raped women. In continuation of this series of lies, they tried to evade their crime, attributing it to one of the resistance factions. Accordingly, we present some of the conclusive evidence to prove the “Israeli” Occupation Entity responsible for this heinous crime:

1) It is no secret that the IOF, several days ago, threatened several hospitals in the Gaza Strip, contacting each hospital separately and requesting their evacuation and holding the hospitals directors responsible for the consequences of neglecting the threats. In fact, there are dozens of clear statements from the IOF spokespersons in this regard.

2) Since the beginning of the ongoing aggression, the “Israeli” army has ignored the principle of distinguishing between civilian and military targets. Thus, the bombardment has systematically targeted emergency services, ambulances, civil defense facilities, schools, mosques, and churches.

3) The IOF contacted the directors of 21 hospitals in the Gaza Strip, especially those are located in the Gaza and the North of Gaza governorates, most notably: (Al-Awda, the Indonesian, Kamal Adwan, the Kuwaiti, Al-Quds, and Al-Mamadani), asking them to evacuate immediately, given that the hospitals are located within the geographical scope of “Israeli” military operations. In this regard, the official spokespersons for the IOF plus a number of hospital directors conducted interviews live on Al Jazeera, revealing the premeditated intention of the IOF to target hospitals in the Gaza Strip.

4) On 14 October, 2023, at 20:30, the IOF fired two shells towards the Baptist Hospital, and the next morning they called the hospital director, Dr. Maher الصفحة 2 من 3

Ayyad, saying to him: “We warned you last evening with two shells, so why have you not evacuated the hospital until this moment?!” Following that call, The hospital director contacted the bishop of the Evangelical Church in Britain and informed him of the incident, who in turn contacted international organizations before sending the hospital a message reassuring them that they could remain in the hospital. Yet with no warning, the IOF airstrikes returned, on Tuesday evening, to carry out the massacre against the hospital and the shelter-seekers of the displaced innocent Palestinian civilians.

5) Immediately after the massacre, the IOF spokesperson quickly published a statement on his page on the “X” and “Telegram” platforms at 21:17, which stated, “We had warned the evacuation of the Baptist Hospital and five other hospitals so that the Hamas terrorist organization would not take as a safe haven”. That statement is a clear claim of this massacre, and it is documented with a “screenshot” image attached to his page on Telegram, but he quickly deleted the post after seeing the massive scale of the massacre for the large number of victims, and the angry responses of the Arab, regional and international communities. Later on, he disavowed it, publish another

statement denying that he had issued the first statement.

6) Before and during the event, the resistance factions did not fire any missiles at the occupied territories, the “Israeli” sirens did not activate, and the Iron Dome missiles were not launched. Moreover, dozens of reconnaissance drones do not leave the sky of the Gaza Strip (365 km2 ), photographing and monitoring every inch around the clock. If the massacre was due to the resistance’s missiles, as the “Israeli” Occupation Entity falsely claim, why would not they show one picture their claims?!

7) The “Israeli” Occupation Entity claimed that this massacre was caused by a missile launched by the Islamic Jihad. However, we would wonder how they could identify and distinguish between the missiles of the resistance factions immediately after they were launched?!

8) The IOF military system documents and records all their operations by day, hour, minute and second, and in all previous times their media outlets came out to announce or deny much less severe massacres than this massacre, so what made them wait more than 4 hours before declaring their irresponsibility other than weaving scenarios of falsification, lies and deception?!

9) It is obviously known that the resistance’s missiles are somewhat “primitive” and do not have the destructive power that kills hundreds at one time. And throughout the history of previous confrontations and the current confrontation, no resistance missile has caused a tenth of this number of “Israeli” deaths.

10) The only video scene documenting the moment of the explosion reveals that the mass of flame and the sound of the explosion are identical to other “Israeli” bombs throughout the days of the ongoing aggression, which with no doubt proves that the “Israeli” origin of the missile.

الصفحة 3 من 3

The deliberate attack on hospitals is a war crime, stipulated in Article (8, 2, b, 9) of the Statute of the International Criminal Court. Accordingly, Hamas officially calls on the Prosecutor of the International Criminal Court to open an investigation into this crime, which falls within the framework of a genocidal war, in accordance with the provisions of Article 6 of the Basic Law. These bloody acts are also based on the policy of denial pursued by the “Israeli” Occupation Entity, as they deny the existence of the Palestinian people.

There is no doubt that impunity fuels crime, and investigating crimes is a way to protect people. Furthermore, if a legal and judicial response is necessary, it is above all that the response to this crime must be humanitarian and global. Such actions must shock the conscience of the world, or else there would no longer be a reliable international community if the “Israeli” Occupation government free to decide to bomb hospitals!

In conclusion, we are facing a genocidal massacre committed by IOF against children, women, and the elderly. The “Israeli” Occupation Entity is the only responsible for the crime, no matter how much they try to weave lies and fabrications to get away with it, as they always do.

The Islamic Resistance Movement

HAMAS-Palestine

Wednesday, 18 October 2023

本日ハマスpdf形式でテレグラムにアップしたやつの全文

ガザ・バプテスト病院虐殺責任回避に関するイスラエルの主張に反論する」

って題名

2023-09-20

前職パワハラで辞めたって人がいて最初はそれはお辛かったでしょう…と思ってたけど、一緒に働いてるとポンコツかい可愛いもんじゃなく、同じミスを繰り返したうえ認めず謝罪もせずはぐらかすので怒りそうになるのをグッと抑えてる自分がいて(ああ、なるほどな)となっているing

2023-08-05

anond:20230804171217

ChatGPT で GPT4 に聞いてみた。

日本鉄道の車内アナウンスにおいて、"will"や"will be ~ing"が使われる理由について考察します。

「We will soon be arriving at Tokyo station.」の場合、「will be arriving」は未来進行形で、これからすぐに起こりつつある事象を表します。これは、列車東京駅に向かっており、まもなく到着するという進行中の行動を強調するために使われます

Next station is Yotsuya, doors on the right side will open.」の場合「will」は単純未来形で、確実に起こる未来事象を表します。この文脈では、次の駅が四谷であること、そして右側のドアが開くことが確定しているために使われます

一般に、「will」を使うことで、未来事象に対する確実性や公式調子表現することができます。一方、現在形や「be going to do」も未来を表すことができますが、この文脈ではそれらよりも「will」が使われることで、公式アナウンスとしての格式一貫性が保たれていると考えられます

2023-08-04

英語つくね

・We will soon be arriving at Tokyo station.

Next station (stop) is Yotsuya, doors on the right side will open. 




これらの車内アナウンスってなんで現在形やbe going to doじゃなくてwill使ってるの?

1個目はなんでwillingなの?

って疑問をEVERGREEN使っても解消できないし、ネットで聞いても理由割れまくる(なんなら「そんなアナウンスいたことありません。あなた勘違いしてるから問いが成り立ちません」とか謎の戦闘態勢に入るクラッシャーみたいな奴すら現れる)。


英語きついよ。

2023-07-21

anond:20230721191601

数週間単位進化が止まらんのに10年弱くらい時が止まってるよな

日本絵画絵師流派を判定する人工知能AI)が登場した。源氏物語を描いた絵画の中に、わずかな差異を見つけ出し、95%以上の精度で専門家と同じ判定を下すことができた。人間が知らない特徴をつかんでいる可能性も判明。AI専門家の目を超える日も近そうだ。

https://www.sankei.com/article/20180616-UQIQWCVYDFJXNO6YUUPRPIWVZM/

 

見分けることが出来るのだから当然描くことも出来る

AIレンブラント風の絵を生成

Microsoftオランダ金融機関 ING グループレンブラント博物館デルフト工科大学などが協力して施行されたプロジェクト「The Next Rembrandt」です。

レンブラントの他の作品AI学習し、レンブラント独自光と影の入れ方だけでなく作品の表面の質感まで見事に表現

https://ainow.ai/2020/04/01/193272/

 

2023-07-18

多摩沿岸道路こえーな

ingから川崎国に入境したとたんトラックがあおってくる

80kmこえそう

2023-06-02

日英エロゲ女性翻訳者による翻訳tipsおもしろ

https://twitter.com/merumeruchann/status/1663878494336458753?s=20

3. Choose your words wisely; AKA consider what is SEXY

"Wriggling" is a pretty standard translation of 藻掻く but in English it's associated with worms. WORMS! 🪱 "Undulating" is much nicer. e.g. A pussy doesn't wriggle, it undulates or ripples, or it convulses around his cock.

A woman doesn't wriggle her hips, she bucks them or she writhes. Your MC doesn't rock his hips he thrusts or pumps or rides. His hips aren't "moving on their own" he "can't control himself".

「もがく、身悶えする」はふつう"Wriggling"と訳されるが、これは虫を連想させるのでダメ。"Undulating"のほうがよい。

まんこがうねる」と言いたいときも、wriggleではなく、undulate や ripple

あるいは"it convulses around his cock."

同様に、女が尻をくねらせるとき wriggle her hips とは言わない。she bucks them or she writhesなどと言う。

男が腰を振るときrock his hipsではなくhe thrusts or pumps or rides

意識的に腰を振るのではなく自分コントロールできず振ってしまう感が大事

Sometimes a woman's skin may be described as 白魚. This is sexy in the original cultural and linguistic context. In many English-speaking cultures, fish are used for negative comparisons. Something like translucent or dewy would be an appropriate equivalent.

In JP a man going wild during sex is often likened to a monkey, but this has a more comical sound in English, where comparisons to simply a "wild animal" work better.

女の肌を「白魚」と形容することがあるが、英語では魚はネガティブ意味合いになってしま

translucent (透き通るような)やdew(つややかな)と言い換えると良い

また、激しいセックス最中、「猿のように」と形容することがあるが、英語ではコミカルに響いてしまうのでwild animal野生動物、獣)などと言いかえるとよい

Consider the virgin "He put his penis in her vagina" vs the chad "He slid his cock into her pussy".

These sentences describe the same action, but one says "I fuck" and the other says "I've only ever seen sex in the bio textbooks my model was trained on".

On the other hand, don't throw in porny words where there shouldn't be any; if your heroine is a shy virgin and the source text is using coy words like あそこ, don't have her shouting FUCK MY TIGHT LITTLE PUSSY in English.

挿入するシーンでは

"He put his penis in her vagina"

とするのではなく、

"He slid his cock into her pussy".

と訳すべき

後者は「ヤる」という感じだが、前者は「私はAIなので性行為については生物学教科書知識しかありません」みたいに聞こえてしま

とはいえヒロインシャイ処女で、「あそこ」と控えめに言っているのに”FUCK MY TIGHT LITTLE PUSSY”(私のキツキツオマンコを犯して!)などと絶叫させてはいけない

2023-02-19

打上げ成功/失敗のWikipedia定義

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comparison_of_orbital_launcher_families

Launches reaching...

Total: Flights which lift-off, or where the vehicle is destroyed during the terminal count

Note: only includes orbital launches (flights launched with the intention of reaching orbit). Suborbital tests launches are not included in this listing.

Space (regardless of outcome): Flights which reach approximately 100 km or more above Earth's surface.

Any orbit (regardless of outcome): Flights which achieve at least one complete orbit even if the orbit differs from the targeted orbit.

Target orbit (without damage to the payload)

この部分が、成功率比較するための項目と言って良いと思う。成功率のものはこの記事では述べていないが

成功率="Target orbit"÷"Total"

と見ればよい。

で、Total定義としては、「離陸するか、または最終カウントダウン中に破壊された数」。なお、衛星軌道への打ち上げのみをカウントし、弾道飛行テストカウントしない。

H3は今回、離陸も破壊もしなかったので、Totalは0のまま。

2023-02-07

不謹慎ネタ事件で興奮が抑えられない件

私は、リアルでは憚られる不謹慎ネタをつい考えるのが癖となっており、そのたびに興奮して考えが止まらなくなる。

また、大きな事件が起きると、もっとひどくなれ、もっと起きろ、と思ってしまう。


本来こういった不謹慎ネタ事件には眉をひそめるべきであり、決して面白いと思ってはいけないものだ。

その気持ちがあり、外に出すにしても、なんJとかニュー速みたいなところで出すべきであってリアルで出してはいけないものだ。

が、私はそれを抑えられず同世代や近しい関係の人にはドン引きされ、目上の人から大目玉を食らったことが何度もある。

その詳細を書いていくが、どうしたらやめられるのだろうか。長文申し訳ないが、アドバイス求む。

不謹慎ネタで笑うのが好き

世間では一般的「悪」とされているものはいろいろある。

もちろんそれらが行っていることは社会的に許されざることなのだが、だいたい彼らは面白いことをするから困る。


例えば、オウム真理教修行風景オウムソングだ。

空中浮揚なんかできるわけないのにあぐらをかいジャンプする。

オウムソング不思議音色歌詞

迷言を連発する幹部連中(特に麻原尊師)。

やたらと凝った布教アニメ

どれも面白く、すぐに覚え真似してしまう。


オウムときたら、次に思いつくのは北朝鮮のアレコレだ。

特徴的なイントネーションニュースキャスター(何言ってるかはわからないけど)。

やたらとハイテンションな歌の数々(コンギョ、金正日将軍の歌、金正日豚汁など)。

毎日のように効かなければ気が済まなくなり、スマホに入れて移動中ずっと聞いていた。


大学4年生のとき助教がこういうのが大好きで、毎日やってもおとがめを受けるどころかそれで盛り上がれるほどだった。

(教授も笑って見逃してくれた)

しかし、大学院(他大学)で所属した研究室ではこういうのは許さな雰囲気のところだった。

少しでもこれらのネタを出すと後で呼び出されてお叱りを受けた。

実家でこれらのネタを出そうにも、母親はこういうのが嫌いでどうしようもなかった。

一応言っておくが、私はオウム北朝鮮とは無関係であるし、そこに入りたくもないし生まれ変わっても絶対にそこで暮らしたくもない。

だってそんなところに入ったら肉体的にも精神的にも(言葉では形容できないほど)辛いからだ。


あとは天皇ネタ

リアルの人やマスメディアはおろか、アングラ色の強いサイトですらほとんどなされない。

それどころか、そういった言説がなされると愛国心しか取り柄のない暇人日本人が押し寄せ潰されるのが常だ。

タブーという現実があるからこそ、皇室をおちょくりたくなる。

ブルーギル天皇」「コピペ裏口入学悠仁」「あ、徳仁」「2分前に死んだ昭和天皇」「パコ様」「天皇認知症でぼけてんのう」などと。

さすがにこればかりはブラックユーモアに寛容な父親も怒らせてしまったが。


あとはこういったブラックユーモアを思いついてきた。

・♪うえをむ~いて あ~るこお~よ… あ、山にぶつかった

・♪みあ~げてぇ~ごらん~… あ、飛行機ビル

日本葬式告別式の後は焼肉パーティー

安倍晋三武道館ファイナルライブ。物販は5,000万円の壺

・爺さんや、あったかいねぇ…婆さんや、1時間後は骨じゃよ

...etc


事件があると、もっと起きろと思ってしま

最近ニュース報道される事件群。その中には面白いものがある。

こういう「面白い事件」が起きると、もっとエスカレートしろだとかもっと起これと思ってしまう。

私は小心者で犯罪には手を出せないが、だからこそ勇気ある方々には頑張ってもっとやってほしいと思う。

そう思った事件を列挙していく。

「Z戦士」による一連のSNSテロ

バイトテロをはじめとして、様々な施設迷惑をかける様子が話題になっている。

Z世代がそれらに手を染める様子がよく見られることから、彼らは「Z戦士」と呼ばれている。

(年代ごとの正確な件数SNSの影響についてはここでは論じない)

最近だと、金髪少年によるくら寿司醤油ペロペロ事件がとくに有名だろうか。

彼らがそういった行為に手を染めている様子を見ると、誰かにバレないかという感情が読み取れ、その緊張がたまらない。

そして行為成功した時の笑顔を見ると、こちらもうれしくなる。

「恒心教徒」による一連の事件

まず、「恒心教」とは、悪質な書き込みのせいで特定された少年及び彼が依頼した弁護士おちょくる人々を指したネットミームである

(詳しくはその弁護士書籍Wikiサイトへ)

彼らは様々な行動をしており、その一部は犯罪行為を含む過激な行動に出る。

正直言ってその弁護士への殺害予告は許されざることだと思う。

しかし、グーグルマップ実在しない施設を追加している様子には笑いをこらえられなかった。

「恒心教警視庁サティアン」「オウム真理教皇居支部道場」「オードリー春日トゥース」などを見ると誰もが吹き出すだろう。

おまけにある参議院議員がこのことを法務委員会でぶち上げた割には各省庁の担当者にはぐらかされる様子もまた見ものだ。

(おしいのは具体例の挙げ方だ。当時はるか被害が集中していた松戸市の一軒家に言及すればより効果ある問題提起ができたはず)

警察メンツをつぶされてご立腹だがやる気がないのか、軽犯罪書類送検にしたらしいが。


また、彼らが継続的に行っている爆破予告面白い

まずおふざけと明らかにわかる予告文。

「~しますを」「~ナリ」「3時34分」「それはできるよね」「当職は弁護士だ」…などと。

また、明らかに嘘と分かる、というかそんなにあったらすぐに見つかるし搬入されるほど警備が手薄なのかといえるような爆弾の数。

そしてバカバカしいと感じながらも宝探しをする人たち。なぜか警察爆弾処理班は呼ばれない。

インターネットユーザーネタ理解しているのか、大喜利大会になっているのもまた一興。

(一部マジになって陰謀論を垂れ流す人もいないわけではないが)

一方で首相官邸にやられて警察が動いたり、西九州新幹線にやられて運休したりと一定の成果があるのも面白い

(爆破時間けが重要なのに、どうでもいい日付を関連付けて語呂合わせをしたアメリカ名門大卒コメンテーターもいたっけ)

個人としては、今度はぜひ皇居にやってみてほしいと思う。

皇居は今までほとんどやられたことがないからね(見つかる限りでは2008年に1回のみ)。


こんなくだらないことに莫大な税金を使って会議捜査するくらいならもっと国民生活支援しろよと言いたいが。

とはいえ警察がブチギレて捜査一課を担当とし全面戦争突入したのが非常に面白い

今度は公安部内調あたりが入るだろうか。

日立物流放火事件/京王線ジョーカー/山上

上司パワハラに耐えかねた派遣社員が勤務先に放火し数十億の被害物流への影響(そこにある医薬品への被害など)が出た。

京王線内で放火して車内が大騒ぎに(小田急線はダサすぎる。京アニ計画側も致命傷を負ったのが問題)。

宗教被害を受けていた勇者が、広告塔だった元総理大臣自作散弾銃(銘銃・安倍崩)で仇討ちを果たす。

どれも記憶に新しい。


こうなるまで苦しむ人を無視し続けた社会為政者などの責任鑑みると、そらそうよ、と思ってしまう。

わずかな犠牲はあれど、それで社会が大きく騒ぎ、よい方向へ変わるきっかけになっているのが面白く非常にうれしく感じる。

コロナウィルスとその騒動

日本は諸外国と比べ感染者数を抑え込んでいますよ的なイメージがあったが、それが崩れていくのが趣がある。

(実際は保健所検査数を抑えていたり、日本人お得意の同調圧力でどうにかしていたそうだが)

2021年東京パンデミックオリンピックでも、メダル数だけでなく感染者数も新記録を更新したのもすばらしい。


ちなみに私は、電車内などでノーマスクを貫いているがこの3年間全く発症しておらず、PCR検査をしてもずっと陰性だった。

北朝鮮ミサイル

1年に数回発射され、日本海に着弾する北朝鮮ミサイル

この警報が出るたびに、「お、きたきた」と興奮してしまう。

東京(願わくば東京駅・新宿駅とか山手線の内側)着弾したら大騒ぎになって面白いと思ってしまう。

ちなみに、大学4年生のとき助教は「大学建物ミサイルが刺さっていたら面白い」と語っていた。

成田空港管制占拠事件

よくわからないのでWikipediaを見るしかないが、その様子が非常に勇敢だった。

警備が厳重な成田空港武装して突入し、警察に健闘しながら機器類を破壊したのはお見事といってよいだろう。

不要不急の110番通報

・家のテレビリモコンが壊れた

・つながるかどうかテストしてみた

逮捕されたいからいたずら電話をした

など、不要不急の110番通報が数多くあり、警察業務妨害されているのが面白い

(3番目だと、岩倉市に似たような例があった。1,072回やったらしい)

普段から無能警察なんだから(はるかぜちゃんを恫喝した神奈川県警とか)、遊んでもらった方が気晴らしにもなっていいだろう。

やってみたいこと

ここまで書くと、私も何かしてみたくなる。

犯罪行為はできないが、国や社会をおちょくれることをしてみたい。

そこで思いついたのは、天皇が死んだ日にカラオケをすることだ。

昭和天皇が死んだとき、国から要請よりも国民が進んで自粛したそうだ。

平成天皇はそれを懸念して生前退位としたようだが、それでも自粛自粛警察の出現は少なからずや起こるだろう。

何らかの事情で令和天皇が死んだらもっとすごいことになるだろう。


そこで、天皇危篤になった時にインタビュー

「なんてことだ、もう助からないゾ♡」

と答え、死んだら、

生前退位たにしても、昭和天皇の時みたいに自粛デレマスシャニマスライブが中止になりそうで嫌ですね」

と答えたい。

次に、カラオケをし、できれば中継配信もしたい。

すでにセトリの一部も決めてある。

・なんどでも笑おう

・S(mil)ing!

アポイントシグナ

・恋が咲く季節

ステップ!

・ミツボシ☆☆★

アルストロメリア

SNOW FLAKES MEMORIES

Happy Funny Lucky

スマイルシンフォニア

プラニスフィア~planisphere~

・ありったけの輝きで

チョコデートサンデー

・ハナマルバッジ

・FELICE

Star!!

(余談だが、作曲者逮捕された件、悪いのは本人であり曲ではない。だからライブ演奏ストリーミングまで自粛しなくてもいいのに…)

・Let's get a chance

ダブル・イフェクト

HAPPY PARTY TRAIN

お願い!シンデレラ


あとは、地下鉄サリン事件の日、黙祷中に霞ヶ関駅ホーム尊師マーチを歌って踊りたい。


たくさんの応援いただきありがとうございます。返信は以下にまとめておきます

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2023-01-31

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restractionのリストラみたいに上から主導の横文字カタカナ文字はあれだな。

悪い予感首斬りをマイルドに言い換えて。

up skill ingでなくてre skill ingなところがミソっぽい。

子会社関連会社へ流されて給料減らされそう。。

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